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Bruce here. If you don't follow the comic book universe closely, you may be confused about a few references in the clip. Hulk refers to "questionable cgi" in regards to the Green Lantern's mask in the movie. The Green Lantern counters with a jab at Chris Evans for playing both Johnny Storm in the Fantastic Four and the new Captain America. However, Deadpool sees the obvious irony of that statement and points it out to the Green Lantern. Ryan Reynolds played both the Green Lantern in the new film but had previously played Deadpool in X-Men.

Also, Deadpool is thought to be insane and is not part of the Avengers team. He is also quite easy to distract as evidenced by the phone tactic employed by Captain America.

I hope this clears up any confusion you may have experienced and helps you to enjoy the clip more.

Hulk fight!

Today Hulk fight claw. Claw fast. Claw fun to fight. Hulk like fighting claw.


Hulk smashed. Claw fell. Hulk won. Claw sore loser.

Hulk clean!

Hulk messy after eating spoomony. Hulk take bath. Hulk think bubbles tickle. Hulk splash!


Hulk turn off camera now. Hulk get dressed and go smash something.

Hulk fan!

Fan sent this foto to Hulk. Thanks Hulk fan!

Hulk eat

Hulk eat spoomony today. Spoomony good. Hulk LIKE! Ice cream green like Hulk. Hulk not share. Hulk make mess. HAHAHAHAHA!!

Spoomony not popular. No one eat spoomony. Hulk eat ALL spoomony in the world!

Short-duration GRB's and Hypernovas

Article by leading gamma-ray expert,
Dr. Bruce Banner:

When exceptionally large stars collapse at the end of their lifespan, they produce a massive explosion known as a hypernova.  These explosions emit enormous amounts of high-energy radiation, which is typically referred to as long-duration gamma ray bursts, although the process is dissimilar to the normal process of radioactive decay (the range of the energy being well above 10TeV, an energy range exceeding the output of natural radioactive decay.)  It has been estimated that the emission of these gamma ray bursts (GRB) constitute the only single event with that much raw power thus far discovered in the cosmos. 

Though long-duration GRB's are emitted during hypernovas, it has been questioned whether hypernovas can account for short-duration GRB's, since these bursts seem to have no affiliation with massive stars, not appearing in places where such stars have just been formed. More recent studies have dismissed this link, and the question of the origin of short-duration gamma ray bursts is still open, although leading astronomers hypothesize that the mergers of binary neutron stars is a logical explanation for their appearance.

The giant flairs of soft gamma repeaters in nearby galaxies could also account for the appearance of at least a small portion of short-duration GRB's.

Hulk knit!

Hulk knit scarf. Hulk ready for winter. Hulk smash snowballs on Abomination's ugly head.

Hulk's first blog post

Hulk try to take picture of self.
Hulk don't do so well. Hulk arm in focus.
Hulk strong arm!
This is Hulk Blog. Hi. Hulk blogging for therapy. Hulk on internet now!!1 Hulk need bigger keyboard.

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Hulk will sometimes revert to his Bruce Banner persona. You will be able to discern between these changes by a shift in vocabulary, grammar, and font. This shift means that Hulk has calmed down due to nice feelings, classical music, or pleasant comments. When Bruce Banner reverts to his Hulk persona, it is usually due to feelings of anger, heavy metal, or lack of comments.

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