Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Hulk's first blog post


Hulk try to take picture of self.
Hulk don't do so well. Hulk arm in focus.
Hulk strong arm!

This is Hulk Blog. Hi. Hulk blogging for therapy. Hulk on internet now!!1 Hulk need bigger keyboard.

Hulk like to knit. Hulk will post knitting projects under tag Hulk knit!

Hulk will sometimes revert to his Bruce Banner persona. You will be able to discern between these changes by a shift in vocabulary, grammar, and font. This shift means that Hulk has calmed down due to nice feelings, classical music, or pleasant comments. When Bruce Banner reverts to his Hulk persona, it is usually due to feelings of anger, heavy metal, or lack of comments.

Hulk need comments! Hulk want comments! Give Hulk comments or Hulk Smash!

Hulk sorry. Hulk be nice to readers. Hulk not smash readers. Thank you for reading Hulk Blog.

6 comments:

  1. Hulk like this blog. hulk tell hulk friends about blog. you too.

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  2. Glad to see you're starting this blog, Hulk. Hopefully this will help with your therapy, like we talked about!

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  3. Just heard about this blog. The internet sure is nifty!

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  4. Therapy's for wimps, bub. Just go smash somethin', you'll feel better.

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  5. I haven't seen you in a while, Logan. How are those anger issues we talked about?

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  6. Hey, Hulk, I bet you could do some advertising for Stark Industries on your blog. I can send you an ad to put on your sidebar...

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