Hulk tagged by Spidophile. Hulk answer questions.
If you could pick a different name for yourself, what would it be?
Hulk like Hulk's name. But maybe Hulk want to be named Fred.
What kind of comedy do you like better: slapstick or wit?
Hulk like to slap sticks! Evil sticks!
Who is your favorite movie villain?
Hulk like Frankenstein's monster. He misunderstood, like Hulk.
Where do you want to be ten years from now?
Hulk could go around the world twice in a week. But in ten years, Hulk be in Canada.
Where would you rather vacation: Tatooine or Rivendell?
Hulk go to Tatooine and make sand castles.
If you had to choose between acting class or judo lessons, you would pick...
Hulk crush puny judo instructors. So Hulk take acting.
Would you ever join the army?
Hulk better than army. Ask Iron Man.
What would you do if you only had a month to live?
Bruce Banner work on antidote. One month is enough time.
You're taking a walk. Do you admire the colors of the foliage as you pass a tree, glue your eyes to the sidewalk, spend the whole time chatting with your friend on your iPhone?
Neither. Hulk smash!
If you could have any pet (including fantasy creatures) what would it be and what would you name it?
Hulk want pony named Pony.
Do you follow more than eight blogs?
Hulk follow Superhero of the Month.
You are not better than my army of Asgardian creatures! They will smash your world to pieces!
ReplyDeleteLoki! You're not supposed to tell anyone what's in your army! The movie's not out yet!
ReplyDeleteYou know that's right, Hulk. Loki's robotic sea serpent is no match for the combined might of the Avengers and, of course, my new Mark VII armor.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are really excited about this movie, aren't you?
DeleteWe're all going to dress up for the midnight showing!
DeleteNo, I'll be wearing my Ultimate Costume.
DeleteAnd I'll be wearing my Ultimate Iron Man Suit.
DeleteAnd I'll be wearing some kind of armor or something.
DeleteSo...can I go with you guys?
DeleteWell, uh, we're carpooling and there might not be enough room...
DeleteNot enough room? You realize that I'm, like, two inches tall, right?
DeleteThat's how crowded we are.
DeleteI'm an Original Avenger! I was the one who fished Cap out of the ocean!
DeleteYou're not in the movie, Hank! They cut your name out of that scene in Thor and it's barely rumored that you're going to get a movie of your own!
DeleteOh, yeah. I get it. You don't want me to come with you guys cause I don't have any screen time. Fine. Go by yourselves. See if I care.
DeleteWe will.
DeleteYou sure you don't have any room?
DeleteWho said we didn't have any room?
DeleteYeah, Thor's Volkswagen Beetle could hold an Elephant!
DeleteWait, it's...Thor's car?
DeleteSounds like I just got me a ride!
DeleteAw, come on!
Delete"What would you do if you only had a month to live?"
ReplyDeleteand you automatically think you're poisoned or sick?
Dude. He's the Hulk. How many other scenarios can you think of?
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