Avengers

Hulk star in new movie, The Avengers.

Hulk and friends go see movie together. 

Tony, Cap, Thor, Doc Samson, and Hawkeye go with Hulk.

The supervillains also see movie. They boo and hiss when the Avengers save the day. Hulk tell them to be quiet or HULK SMASH!

Villains quiet after that.

Bruce here.  On the whole, I thought The Avengers was a well done movie. Mark Ruffalo did an accurate and surprisingly touching portrayal of me. We talked together quite a lot while he researched his role. He also found this interview helpful.

What were your thoughts on the movie?

Hulk tagged!

Hulk tagged by Spidophile. Hulk answer questions.

If you could pick a different name for yourself, what would it be?

Hulk like Hulk's name. But maybe Hulk want to be named Fred.

What kind of comedy do you like better: slapstick or wit?

Hulk like to slap sticks! Evil sticks!

Who is your favorite movie villain?

Hulk like Frankenstein's monster. He misunderstood, like Hulk.

Where do you want to be ten years from now?

Hulk could go around the world twice in a week. But in ten years, Hulk be in Canada.

Where would you rather vacation: Tatooine or Rivendell?

Hulk go to Tatooine and make sand castles.

If you had to choose between acting class or judo lessons, you would pick...

Hulk crush puny judo instructors. So Hulk take acting.

Would you ever join the army?

Hulk better than army. Ask Iron Man.

What would you do if you only had a month to live?

Bruce Banner work on antidote. One month is enough time.

You're taking a walk. Do you admire the colors of the foliage as you pass a tree, glue your eyes to the  sidewalk, spend the whole time chatting with your friend on your iPhone?

Neither. Hulk smash!

If you could have any pet (including fantasy creatures) what would it be and what would you name it?

Hulk want pony named Pony.

Do you follow more than eight blogs?

Hulk follow Superhero of the Month.

Psychology of a Superhero: Bruce Banner

An Interview with Bruce Banner, a.k.a The Incredible Hulk

By Dr. Leonard Samson 

Today I'll be interviewing my longtime friend and patient Dr. Bruce Banner, who has graciously agreed to be the subject of today's post.

Doc Samson: So, Bruce, tell me a little bit about your childhood.

Bruce Banner: Well, it's kind of hard to talk about, even now. You see, my dad was an alcoholic and disliked me. My mother tried to protect me, but then he... my father, he... well, murdered her. And then he went to a mental hospital. He'd been exposed to nuclear energy and we think it ruined his mind.

Then, since I was the small kid at school, I was always bullied. My cousin, Jen Walters, she stuck up for me, though. She was my best friend. One day I built this dud bomb in the school basement. It frightened all the bullies, but got me expelled. But it also got me noticed by the military.

Doc Samson: What was one specific thing you struggled with while growing up?

Bruce Banner: I was a pretty lonely kid. I had all this pain and rage at my father and his treatment of me and my mom, but I never showed it. I was withdrawn.

Doc Samson: Besides the day you discovered you had superpowers, can you think of one specific, traumatic event in your past that made you who you are today?

Bruce Banner: The day my mom died changed my life. It may not have made me who I am, but it started me on that path.

Doc Samson: Explain what your powers mean to you. How would you feel if you didn't have them?

Bruce Banner: (laughs) relieved, would that be a good word? I never wanted these powers. Sure, I've saved the world a few times, but I'd rather have done it through science. Well, maybe these are the product of science. But still, they really have no good memories for me.

Doc Samson: Have you ever thought there might be a connection between your personality and your superpowers?

Bruce Banner: Yes, I have, actually.

Doc Samson: Can you tell me what that connection might be?

Bruce Banner: As I said, I've always been withdrawn. I bottled up my rage and anger. When I was exposed to the gamma radiation, all the feelings I'd been keeping back finally came out and, I think, influenced the shape that the radiation made me take. Which is also the reason I have split personalities. The Bruce Banner that everyone knew was the shy, quiet kid. But the Bruce Banner on the inside... well, he was more like the Hulk.

Doc Samson: True or false: My superpowers have shaped who I am, not the other way around.

Bruce Banner: In a way, true. If I'd never been the Hulk I wouldn't be quite the same. Though I wouldn't say that they've completely shaped who I am. As I said before, I think my personality influenced what super power I took on.

Doc Samson: What does this look like to you?

Bruce Banner: It... well, at first it kind of looked like the Hulkbuster armor. The arms and the head... but... well, now it looks more like an amoeba.

Doc Samson: If there's one thing you could do over again in your life, what would it be?

Bruce Banner: Not become the Hulk? (laughs) But seriously, I would study Gamma radiation more before I tested it. There was so much potential, so much good it could have done, if only we hadn't prematurely released it.

Doc Samson: Thanks for taking the time to participate in this interview, Bruce.

Bruce Banner: Thank you, Leonard. I enjoyed it.

Copyright Doctor Leonard Samson, 2012

--------Ask Doc Samson--------
Dear Doc Samson,

I have a friend who is really annoying. He's slow, and dumb, and doesn't know how to take a joke. He calls me all sorts of names, like "matchstick" and "flame brain." Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand me. Can you help?

2 Hot 2 Handle

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Dear 2 Hot 2 Handle,

Maybe you should just try getting to know him better. Instead of teasing him and playing pranks, actually talk to him. It could be that he just doesn't understand you. Trust me, the people who sometimes seem the slowest and the dumbest are the people who've really got your back.

Hope we can see these trust issues resolved! Feel free to drop by for an appointment if need be.

Doc Samson

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Dear Doc Samson,

I know this little squirt who is really annoying. He's cheeky and rude, and never takes anything seriously. I try to get the better of him by calling him what he is - a real flame brain. But I just don't understand him. How can one person be so.... frustrating? Hope you can help.

The Rock Man Cometh

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Dear Rock Man,

Maybe you should just try getting to know him better. Instead of calling him names and getting back at him, actually talk to him. it could be that he just doesn't understand you. Trust me, the people who sometimes seem the most annoying are actually the only ones worth fighting for.

Hope we can see these communication issues resolved! Feel free to drop by for an appointment if need be.

Doc Samson

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If you have a question for the Doctor, email hulkblogs4u(at)gmail(dot)com. Include the phrase "Ask Doc Samson" in the subject line. Hulk Blog reserves the right not to publish any questions it deems unsuitable or irrelevant.

Apologies

I apologize to all the loyal readers of my therapy blog for the recent break I've taken. Angered by the death of someone very close to me, I became the rampaging Hulk and knocked out my therapist and good friend, Dr. Leonard Samson, putting him in a coma. With no one to turn to, the Hulk wandered off into the Mojave desert, continually being hounded not only by the Hulkbuster's unit, but by grief over the death of the loved one, and a sense of guilt at hurting another person. After a few epic battles between the Hulk, the Hulkbusters, and Abomination, the Avengers came to my rescue, informing the Hulk that Dr. Samson had been revived by Reed Richards, and restoring me to my Bruce Banner incarnation. After a few therapy sessions with Dr. Samson to help me get over my grief and control my anger, I'm happy to report that I am feeling much better and am continuing my blog. Because of my gratitude at Dr. Samson's willingness to help me once again, I've agreed to be the subject of his first Psychology of a Superhero article, which will be posted shortly. Stay tuned! 

So how was your Christmas break?

Dr. B. Banner.

Hulk knits!

Hulk excited about Christmas! Hulk knit Santa costume for self so Hulk can give presents to self. You be good or Santa Hulk SMASH!

Upcoming: Psychology of a Superhero

Bruce Banner here with an announcement:
Starting 2012  my psychiatrist, Dr. Leonard Samson, will be doing a monthly guest post titled "Psychology of a Superhero" in which he explores the motivations behind the actions of some of his past super-powered patients. If you'd like to be featured, or if you have a question for the Doctor, email me at hulkblogs4u@gmail.com. Include the phrase "Ask Doc Samson" in the subject line. Hulk Blog reserves the right not to publish any questions it deems unsuitable or irrelevant.

Hulk's Music

Hulk's friend Cap tell Hulk about this song.



Now Hulk have song stuck in head.